Very quickly…I’m still here. I keep trying to write a blog post and I keep failing. All is well.
I actually lost 2 pounds last week, which was phenomenal in itself…but to do it within days of the 7 Dwarfs of the Menstrual Apocalypse…well, am I Wonder Woman or what?
The A/C has died here at the Hot Mess Household, which is a very costly repair. HMH and I have been scraping together the funds to replace it. I’m not above turning tricks behind Target at this point, but he won’t let me…the selfish ass wants me all to himself. My evenings after work have been very swampy. It sucks.
I’m also trying to find time to write the epic blog post that shows y’all the antics that occurred during the DFW Penis Expedition. These things take time.
So this is not my usual wordy post, but it’ll have to do…because I don’t want you to think I’ve been kidnapped by aliens or that I’m planning to rob the Little Debbie factory in search of sugary carbs. All is well…