Hideous! Dreadful! Stinky! RAFFLE!!!

Aunt Flo. The Curse. The Crimson Wave. Riding the Cotton Pony. That time of the month. Or, as we call it here in Hot Mess Princess land “The 7 Dwarfs of the Menstrual Apocalypse”.  Y’all have been listening to me complain about my uterine terrors since I started this blog…it’s time you got something for it.

The first time I saw these amazingly hysterical “INdiscreet” pad & tampon cozies on Pinterest, I laughed my ass off.  Created by crafty blogger Marigold Haske (aka Dreadful Girl), they’re the perfect combination of crafty and funny.



















Aren’t these adorable?  More sayings can be found in her Etsy shop.

These beautifully handcrafted, adorable cozies are in high demand…and now you can have your own because Dreadful Girl is graciously giving one of these away to a lucky Hot Mess Princess reader!

The winner will be able to choose from an available assortment of colors, fonts, and sayings that Marigold will tell you all about during the “OMG I can’t believe I won this awesome cozy!” portion of the raffle.  🙂

If you don’t win, take heart.  Marigold is uploading more inventory to her Etsy shop at 10 am PST today – so you should be able to snag one for yourself either way.  In fact, Hot Mess Princess readers get a special discount.  Enter coupon code HMP15 to get 15% off your order.

Entering the raffle is easy.  Simply follow Dreadful Girl on any of the social media sites listed below (your choice…just click and go!) and comment here by 10 am PST on Tuesday, February 5th, 2013 to tell us which is your favorite saying.  That’s it!

Limit one entry per person, so don’t get all crazy.  Shipping is free to US and Canadian residents.  If you live outside the US/Canada, you’re still welcome to enter the raffle – but you’ll need to pay $5 shipping.  (Shipping upgrades and insurance can also be purchased by anyone who’s interested.)

The winner will be chosen by random.org and announced here on my blog on Tuesday, February 5th by midnight CST.  Once all the excited squealing is done, the winner should use the Contact Me tab above to send me their contact info so that I can pass it along.

Now…what are you waiting for?  Go follow/like Marigold on your choice of these social media sites:






Google Friend Connect (on the sidebar of her blog)

Don’t forget to comment here and tell us which saying is your favorite!

I have a red one that says “oh bloody hell” and it’s totally awesome.  You can’t have mine.

58 thoughts on “Hideous! Dreadful! Stinky! RAFFLE!!!

  1. I adore Shsrk Week. Love her stuff…I bought her tissue covers as stocking stuffers.

  2. As a fierce Harry Potter fan, the “Oh Bloody Hell” bag still cracks me up (Ron Weasley, anyone?)! I love it!

  3. Following her on Twitter now. I cannot stop giggling every time I read the one that says “Vampire Tea Bags” So gross and so hilarious!!

  4. While I think the vampire teabags is hilarious, I think the “Oh bloody hell” one is more me.

    Following her on pinterest!

  5. I ADORE “Oh bloody hell” not gonna lie….vampire tea bags makes me gag a little 😉

  6. I started following her on Facebook. My favorite is Vampire Teabags, just because I had never heard that expression until I saw it on her Etsy page, made me snort Dr Pepper all over my laptop. LOL

  7. I followed on Facebook and Twitter (random_star64). I know I get one entry- I just wanted to follow on both.

    My favorite saying is probably the red “Oh bloody hell!” because that is exactly what I would say! Shark week is a close second, though. These are far more hilarious than my idea of using a Victoria’s Secret makeup bag!

  8. Oh Blood Hell is the best. I kinda thought it was priceless when she spilled the wine on the vampire one. That was GREAT.

  9. I gotta go with “Shark Week” since that always made my mom giggle when I referred to it as that when I would try to be genteel.

  10. Its gotta be Shark Week.
    I liked a on Facebook. Her site name is how I describe myself after working out!

  11. Oh Bloody Hell about says it all so that’s my favorite, but I have to say the Vampire Teabags did make me laugh and gets an honorable mention from me too.;)

  12. Hideous! Dreadful! Stinky! on Facebook!

    Girl problems is the nice way of saying, honey I’d be mindful of your words for the next while!

    1. Oh crap, I’m totally falling for the Vampire Teabags one now. Maybe that’s my favorite? I can’t pick, they’re so great!

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