No, no, no. Yes.
Something’s happening soon and I’m not going to tell you what it is until it’s over. Frankly, I’ll be so busy zinging between feeling thrilled and feeling absolutely horrified that I just can’t handle anyone else watching me go through it until it’s done. And maybe not even then. I’m going to be on tv. [...]
2013: The Year of Moving More
Last year at this time, I was strutting around my living room like Mick Jagger’s fat sister…adamantly proclaiming that 2012 was going to be my year. Take no prisoners, batten down the hatches, I was going to forge through 2012 and make it my bitch. I feel like I did that, but not in the [...]
What I learned from the Biggest Loser
This post is the final in a trilogy of posts I’ve written about the experience I had auditioning for The Biggest Loser. You can find the first post by clicking here and the second by clicking here. There are precious few articles available for those seeking the reality behind the reality of the Biggest Loser. [...]
Don’t dim my fridge lights, bro!
On to part 2 of this amazing tale of tired feet, sore backs, and shattered dreams. I feel duty bound to tell you at this point that there may, indeed, be a part 3. I didn’t deliberately deceive y’all yesterday when I said I had to break it into 2 parts, I’m just a real [...]
I am not the Biggest Loser
The Biggest Loser. I’m pretty sure most of you are aware of the tv show that has motivated so many of us to lose weight. If you’re not, it’s a show where obese contestants are put through a rigorous boot camp and taught to eat healthy while competing to stay on the show by losing [...]