In yo face!!!
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls…today is a day that will live on in Hot Mess Princess history. I will look back on this day forevermore as a day of bad-assedry, wonderment and sweet mother fuck’in vengeance. Oh, yes, my friends…today is the day that I finally struck back at my arch nemesis, the Bag [...]
Mr Scale’s Journal: Day 1
Day 1 of my captivity. The Hot Mess Princess has relegated me to a tight space inside the confines of her closet. At first, I thought I was alone in the dark but it appears my worst fears have been confirmed: I’m caught between a shoe bag and a cat bed. The cat spends most [...]
The Bag Boy from Hell
Having been an obese person for quite a long time, I’m no stranger to embarrassing situations – in face, I have extensive experience. My fat girl resume is a veritable list of humiliating interludes. A few of them have been quite heartbreaking, but most of them were just damn funny. I’m the kind of person [...]
Is That a Size 32 Tote Bag?
Hey y’all! When I rejoiced in my last post that I could finally fit back into my size 30 jeans for the first time in 2 years, I also promised to tell you what happened to the last pair of size 32 jeans I owned…so here it goes: Way back in 2009, I lost some [...]
Why the Treadmill?
When it comes to exercise, even those of us who struggle at making it a habit have our favorites. Some of us enjoy running or walking outside, others go mountain biking. Some play tennis or take aerobics classes. For me, it’s walking…and it’s the treadmill. It wasn’t always this way. During a stretch in 2009 [...]